PHP Poetry

These have been coming from an email based PHP Users group I’m in and I decided I wanted to keep them, and where better than here?

From Karl

“Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How does your data flow?
With bits and bytes, and strings and variables,
And array structures all in a row.”

PHP: making data flow through pipes made by lego coding

From Readers Digest via Bob

“I hate this damn computer,
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does what I want,
Only what I tell it.”